"Who Steals My Good Name" was originally published in Poetry magazine, April 2003, and collected in Not For Specialists (2006).
"Who Steals My Good Name"W.D. Snodgrass
(For the person who obtained my debit card numberand spent $11,000 in five days)
My pale stepdaughter, just off the school bus,Scowled, "Well, that's the last time I say my name'sSnodgrass!" Just so, may that anonymousMexican male who prodigally claims
Digits that unlock my bank account,Think twice. That less than proper name's beenTaken by three ex-wives, each for an amount
Past all you've squandered, each more than pleasedTo change it back. That surname you affectMay have more consequence than getting teasedBy dumb kids or tracked down by bank detectives.
Don't underrate its history: one of ours playedPiano on his prison's weekly broadcast;One got rich on a scammed quiz show; one madeA bungle costing the World Series. My own past
Could subject you to guilt by association:If you write anything more than false checks,Abandon all hope of large press publicationOr prizes — critics shun the name like sex
Without a condom. Whoever steals my purseHelps chain me to my writing desk againFor fun and profit. So take thanks with my curse:May your pen name help send you to your pen.
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